A conversation broke between two fine young men sitting by the riverside on a bright summer day afternoon about a young woman!
They tell me she is as beautiful as Houri from heaven !
Yet I say, that the juice of the wine is better,
Prefer the present to these fine promises,
Even a drum sounds melodious from afar,
The other one looks down , remains silent for some time, his gaze on the flow of the calm waters, and a smile glows across his face and he replies in trembling voice.
She is always beautiful my friend
Connected to the world,
Happy she is,
She is yes !
Kind to every one,
But to the one kind to her!
World cheers her,
They tell her stories,
And she smiles,
I love that smile,
But its hollow.
I want to give her peace,
That Houri from Heaven!
Thanks to Vivek for writing half of this.
Punjabis are hard nuts to crack isn’t it . Amidst the stereotypes of butter chicken and Hadipa, A game of throne was being fought across the piers of the state with a burnt heart and then the commons spoke. They gave the verdict. The verdict that blew away the dense clouds like a dirt on the rack , the winning streak of the Badals ended .Alas, yet again the bipolar nature of Punjab politics could not be jinxed.
Aam Admi Party was the chosen one my dear, the Dark knight , the Assassin creed to the Templar. I could hear the thunderous uproar of Aapians, The new gladiators of politics , the David to the Goliath , but on 11th all I heard was a fizz, a cheap wet cracker .Nri’s are here , may be the Indian summers hit them too early this season , they might be going back to their bread and butter and hams and beefs soon , India is still dirty to live in.
Drug free Punjab ?
What were you thinking AAP, who wants to get rid of drugs?
Corruption free Punjab ?
Corruption has always been for benefit of people mate, easier ways of getting things done isn’t it, and the habits do not die soon my dear friend.
Anyway , I am not a follower of any party, I think the candidate of my constituency deserved my vote, ahem ahem .
Anger against Akalis doesn’t mean love for Aap my dear friend.
Every one that is not an Akali is a Congrassia here my dear friend – what were you high on thinking that you will stop the motion of earth ,Aapians were surrounded by them the jugglers of Punjab politics.
The badals if not the king must then be.
AAP needed another Badal or another King to uproot this tree , but AAP did not have one , AAP could not project the strength in it’s chief ministerial candidate. Correct me if there was any – Bhai,koi nahi tha takkar mein,we talking about captain, the name comes subconsciously to the mind yar. He has a history mate.
Sacking of Chotepur.
And we cant stop talking about chotepur’s sacking – the sting operation – north remembers my friend, that guy was worth on field.
Allegation of some other order.
And what is with this favoring the outsiders thing, allegations poured in that outsiders were being favored over local volunteers , Aap deemed itself to be an outsider, now an outsider is better than another outsider but congress has been an insider for ages .
Now I am not portraying Sikhs as communal , and I am just saying , this doesn’t have to be true all the way around but Amrinder singh is a sikh , I am just saying….. Patiala shahi yaa…you know, ahem ahem … better than the an outsider with a broom , Punjab being a sikh state, where to put the trust? .. never mind now.
What is this broom doing in this picture, This broom caused uproars, now one can contest till death if its right or wrong but ,you can not mess with the lion in its own den yaa!!!and then image of an outsider multiplies with the fact that there was no credible SINGH SAHAB associated with this party , phantics were looking closely , weren’t they . You have to play by the rules man .
And look at this moron Ashish Khetan — holding a copy of the manifesto — saying, “Our manifesto is an agreement with the people. This is our Bible, this is our Gita, and this our Guru Granth Sahib.”
Excuse me – but that is what is wrong with people, they speak too much, keep your mouth shut if you are an idiot, don’t make it obvious bro.
Punjab means land of 5 rivers.(tell me something new) and AAP sort of missed a staunch on issue of waters, nothing is more dear to Punjabis than their waters, Punjabis love their waters mate.
All that blood shed and what for , Amrinder banked upon this issue and looked confident and bold. People put their trust in him.
Lets not forget the clouds now , Aap could not penetrate many of akali strongholds which it hoped to do and Aap’s main focus has been on youth, revolution and this and that , and tha tha tha and what not, but demographics are something which needed to be used correctly , congress was not behind in roping in the youth , with coffee with captain campaign.
Congress has long lasting loyalties as well my dear friend, 31 seats from malwa in 2012 , this is a figure to reckon with my friend, not a joke.
People particularly did not like the intervention of Pardesis in their des , why would they trust a party who is backed by people who left their country, and the money —-urban hindus could think, cant they? , they could relate this money to khalistanis, why trust such party? Not that I am against this sentiment but still the perspective of the masses.
And the laughing sardar – Navjot singh sidhu.
Nothing to be said here.
AAP just managed to scratch the surface with 20 seats but roots run deep my friend , AAP is an infant , while Congress and SAD are baba bohd of politics.
The Kejri effect had no luster in Punjab , Anna Hazare movement did move hearts in DILI but Kejriwal’s dream to challenge modi on a national front is a song of myth for most.
See Goa results and laugh.
We admire our PM don’t we ?
What’s wrong if every now and then the Maestro surprises us with his new antiques.
Gandhi ji is and will remain the father of our nation , Fathers cant be changed now?
Or can they be ? Well only if it’s The Father of everything.
Some uncle comes and tells you that he is your father , you certainly are not considering to believe him. NO?
So the great liberator the messiah of Modern India who came to save us by the will of many and many Indians chooses to be on the calendar of Khadi Udyog , what is wrong with it , Its not that It will not match the color of my wall, emm, May be. But I did have one with a face of Mr Badal, The Senior some 10 years ago and he has never been out of power after that. This calendar thing has some jinx. Whoaa.
Its a beautiful design.
Yes you have a Charkha in it. Its like a national thing, like some one said cow is our national animal.
Wait, Never mind.
It has the Sensational, the Incredible and only newly formed great weaver himself and one or two uninterested looking but ,hey, women never the less , and lots of blue.
Its just beautiful, sob sob . (Teary eyes). Only best after kingfisher calendar.
I believe Sir Modi might have recently received a diploma (original) in a fast track course in spinning thread from one of his new skill development institutions(there has to be one) that develops new talent in traditional crafts thingy, one reason why he can be the icon on the cover of the calendar.
And no , This has nothing to do with erasing or replacing everything that is Gandhi.
His, is a face that sells, Bhakts will buy crap if it has stamp of the chosen one himself. No I am not talking about Anakin Skywalker here. Thought there is some thing common in them , both came to save us and both ended up as Darth Vader.
Omg , what did i just write.
And people have gone crazy , Twitteratis and Memeatis or what ever they are called, every where are trying to make the best of this.
Like this one. HUH
And this too.
I am unable to understand what is wrong with the Khadi Village Industries Commission (KVIC) employees, they are sad about it and are planning to stage “a silent, soul-cleansing, protest wearing black bands on their mouths, during lunch hour on Thursday“ reported a newspaper. Fire them already someone , they are not Bhakts.
“This is a systematic easing out of Mahatma Gandhi’s ideas, philosophy and ideals by the government.“, one of them(non bhakt/zombie – still human) was heard saying.
Now, Gandhi ji can be important but Modi ji is Importanter.
And Gandhi ji himself mentioned once “be the change you wish to see in the world”. Well its all about modifying India, isn’t it.
Yes, modifying and this certainly is one step closer towards The MODI-fication.
P.s This is just inappropriate.
Are there anyway ?
So, This other day I was trying to explain my 2 year old niece Tindoo that being unemployed is not so bad after all. Well, I doubt she understands. Huh.
No one hires you because you are unemployed.
Because they believe that because no one has hired you,they should not hire you.
Well, because you are not good enough.
What, come again?
You get a lot of time for yourself and then you can become a BLOGGER.
(Shows Middle Finger)
No one tells you to marry.
Well it’s not that no one wants to give their girl to an unemployed bloke.
Hmmmmm, maybe that’s the only reason, Duhhh NEVER MIND.
(Giving dumb look)
Areyy, because you will not like the fact that your women feeds you, yes you bloody misogynist.
Ok , I am not judging you.
You get to fool around you fool, you are unmarried, enjoy sucker.
You can drink and pass out.
And your friends (ALREADY EMPLOYED) pay for your booze, Because….
“Sala Beruzgaar e.”
You can use your money to bring more booze. Oh Yeah!
Your friends invite you for dinner.
Your friends are earning M*****F***ing amounts and you hangout till late with them and yes, you do not have money to contribute.
No worries mate;
Your friends don’t expect you to pay.
Ok, lets put it this way.
Because, “eh saale kanjar ne vaise kehda dene c”
They know , even if you were employed, you still wouldn’t have contributed.
No girl wants to hang out with you,
Sounds familiar !!
Oughoo oughoo , Excusme . (Coughing, Drinks water).
You can be a poet, write songs and even learn guitar.
Oughoo Oughoo, Excuseme . (Coughing unstoppable)
You get plenty of time to be a scholar- an institution in yourself .
Yes , you can – don’t shake your head already.
You can read books, newspapers and articles online written by millions and billions and trillions of unemployed youth of India. Ok, Numbers may be exaggerated but.
(Smirking in sarcasm)
And then you can criticize Government and its policies – Demonetization.
Yes – in front of the bloodsuckers, I mean neighbors and relatives.
Oh, don’t you just hate them???
Teri ankhon mein rookha pan sahi
meri ankhon mein nami si hai
Ik lamhein mein simt gayi umar sari
zindgi ki dard se kuch jami si hai
Saath hokar door kaise hai koi
muskurahton ke piche gami si hai
Yahan sab kuch to hai magar
fir bhi kuch kami si hai
Jaan baki bhi to kya
saansein thami thami si hai